Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.
dude dont forget this guy walked on water
he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.
he’s finally getting notes!!!!
I love this man so much
fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley
Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands
This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.
this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do
People who hate Harry Potter missed the a giant part of the story. Despite being abused by his aunt, uncle and cousin his whole life Harry was kind, compassionate, loyal, protective and honest. He defended those who needed it and stood up to those who deserved it. He didn’t become bitter or hateful. And he spent his life trying to protect others. You can’t hate him because people chose to stand by him even if it meant they’d die. He didn’t want that, he wanted everyone to live even if it meant he couldn’t anymore.
It’s because he suffered PTSD in book 5 and was mistaken for a whinny angsty teen.
Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !
He’s…he’s my brother…
|Abuela:||mijo, te hago un sanwich?|
|Me:||no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.|
|Abuela:||te parto fruta?|
|Abuela:||no quieres un jugo de naranja?|
|Abuela:||un vaso de agua?|
|Me:||no, de veras estoy bien.|
|Abuela:||come mierda pues.|
|1:||Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.|
|2:||Talk about your first kiss.|
|3:||Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.|
|4:||Talk about the thing you regret most so far.|
|5:||Talk about the best birthday you've had.|
|6:||Talk about the worst birthday you've had.|
|7:||Talk about your biggest insecurity.|
|8:||Talk about the thing you are most proud of.|
|9:||Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.|
|10:||Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.|
|11:||Talk about the best dream you've ever had.|
|12:||Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.|
|13:||Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.|
|14:||Talk about a vacation.|
|15:||Talk about the time you were most content in life.|
|16:||Talk about the best party you've ever been to.|
|17:||Talk about someone you want to be friends with.|
|18:||Talk about something that happened in elementary school.|
|19:||Talk about something that happened in middle school.|
|20:||Talk about something that happened in high school.|
|21:||Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.|
|22:||Talk about your worst fear.|
|23:||Talk about a time someone turned you down.|
|24:||Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.|
|25:||Talk about an ex-best friend.|
|26:||Talk about things you do when you're sick.|
|27:||Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.|
|28:||Talk about your fetishes.|
|29:||Talk about what turns you on.|
|30:||Talk about what turns you off.|
|31:||Talk about what you think death is like.|
|32:||Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.|
|33:||Talk about what you do when you are sad.|
|34:||Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.|
|35:||Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.|
|36:||Talk about your guilty pleasures.|
|37:||Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.|
|38:||Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.|
|39:||Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.|
|40:||Talk about the end of something in your life.|
✿ primadonna girl ✿
✿ all i ever wanted was the world ✿
Is that bow taped onto that snake
I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do
u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on
i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin
SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.
IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM. A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!
.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.
-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT
This is the kind of world we live in today
If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.
That school should be closed.
What a disgrace.
the weird thing about harlequin teen is that it’s a really good publisher of teen novels and I really like them… until i remember that they also are a really big publisher of erotica novels and that kinda freaks me out